Would a man be baptized in all that? You're goddamn right.

McSweeney's funny list of famous author's Super Bowl XLII predictions.

And excerpt from Jane Austen's entry:

In the shade of the gray branches, she put pen to paper. "I love you, Tom Brady," it began. "Though others call you wicked."

Prediction: Handsome Tom 46, Stern Aunt Louisa 9