Congratulations on F*cking Ben Affleck

It was inevitable that Jimmy Kimmel would have a response to Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon," clip done for the show's anniversary special. It was even announced that it might premiere after the Oscars. But even knowing it was coming didn't prepare us for Kimmel's all-out We Are the World meets Queer as Folk response of "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck."

It comes complete with appearances from Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, Superbad's McLovin', Dominic Monaghan and from the music world Ashlee Simpson, Perry Farrell, Meatloaf, Joan Jett, Huey Lewis, Lance Bass, Macy Gray, Joel Madden, Pete Wentz and Josh Groban.

Things we learned: Josh Groban doesn't take himself nearly as seriously as we thought, and Jimmy Kimmel should never be allowed to go topless again.


Hat tip to Bumpershine

Sorry Jimmy, She's Fracking Matt Damon

Matt Damon has been a good sport about being the butt of a long running joke on The Jimmy Kimmel Show, as Kimmel would often end his shows with "apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time," even recently going so far as to have his parking security guard Guillermo snub him on the red carpet for the premiere of Ocean's Thirteen -- "can you come back for Ocean's 14?"

For the fifth anniversary of The Jimmy Kimmel Show, comedian and long time girlfriend Sarah Silverman put together this hilarious music video with Matt Damon, revealing their secret tryst. After a folk-like introduction by Silverman, the song moves into a rock feel, with Damon joining in, parroting Silverman and referring to himself in the third person with "she's f*cking Matt Damon."

From there it moves into different styles, including a hilarious turn at bad boy band rap, before fading back into Silverman's folk speak ending. Damon, of course, ends it with a "Jimmy... we're out of time, sorry" and finally on last use of the third person:

"Let's put that guitar down and go f*ck Matt Damon."


It's probably just me, but it brings to mind Damon's cameo in the awful-yet-often-seen comedy Euro Trip, revealing that he's f*cking the main character's girlfriend (played by Kristin Kreuk) in a song called "Scotty Doesn't Know" (by the band Lustra).