(UPDATE: This site has been taken down today, 11/24/2004. Too many p-shifts.)
Molotar's Castle is a site hosted by one Molotar Seth Pyragent, who is a dragon, evangelist and ranger.
"This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities. It is my hope that many trans-species people will accept Jesus as their Savior through this ministry."
I find it hard to believe that someone could make this up, so I'm taking it seriously. Apparently he's mentally ill (comes clean here) ... how else can you explain this essay on p-shifting (apparently, the biological transformation from one species to another.) He's even found a loop hole in the bible to allow his belief.
If you try the p-shift, beware:
You will need money for tailored clothes, alterations to your vehicle (because humans designed the seats for tailless bottoms), a good veterinarian (this is not a joke, I'm serious, GOOD vets cost ALOT), pin brushes, pet nail clippers, medieval swords, that kind of thing.
Ahem... it get's better...
Another thing concern is this mythical army that wants to capture and dissect P-shifters for weapons experimentation. You'd be best to save up extra funds for a defensible hideout in the wilderness (rocky hills and swamps are best, don't get waterfront because its too expensive), a year's supply of canned goods, and plenty of ammo. If you get a nice rugged piece of land, call me and I can suggest some fortifications to build.
Watch out for those mythical armies, folks.
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