Wednesday, October 05, 2005

When 3+1=2

Play it: Nip/Tuck Episode 3.03

Christian's threesome gets downsized, thanks to a fourth (Quenton (Campos,) who ruins the mood by trying to stick a finger up Christian's ass (all to the Ying Yang Twins' "Wait (The Whisper Song).") That's right, the new partner's bisexual. You had to know that was coming, though, even before his fellatio-wink to Sean at the bracelet party (backed by a couple smooth Timo Maas songs.) While the threesome days are over, we can be sure it's not the last we'll see of Rhona Mitra (even though Boston Public has started up.)

The featured patient this week is a hazing gone wrong with a frat boy who's got two pledges superglued to his ass cheeks. I'm sure there plenty of witty quips that I could indulge myself in here, but I'll refrain... I mean, come on, frats can make an ass of themselves easily enough w/o my help. To back this escapade, they went a bit cheeky on the soundtrack and used not one, but two songs titled "Stuck on You" (Elvis Presley & Lionel Ritchie,) both firmly in the camp corner.

Meanwhile, Matt continues his downward spiral of confusion. Am I gay? Should I be worried about my manhood after getting beat up by trannies? Which of my two dads should I listen to less. If I'm on illegally prescribed anti-depressants and I drink this fifth of vodka, what will happen to me? I imagine most will be answered by season's end.

Full song list posted on

Ape humanized, human animalized
Bad cop, goooood cop (Ep. 3.01)

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drake leLane said...

Nip/Tuck Episode 3.03

* "All We Are" - Fischerspooner (Christian/Quentin at Christian’s former fraternity house, looking over Derek/Alex/Gary's predicament)
* "Stuck On You" - Elvis Presley (Christian/Quentin perform separation of Derek/Alex/Gary at fraternity house)
* "Release" - Timo Maas (Sean meets Amber at frat party/doing shots/dancing)
* "4 Ur Ears" - Timo Maas (Sean/Amber make out in other room/gives Sean blowjob – Quentin enters and watches/winks as Sean is serviced – Sean leaves)
* "Stuck On You" - Lionel Richie (Christian/Quentin perform Derek’s ass-grafting surgery)
* "Chunga's Revenge" - Gotan Project [Frank Zappa cover] (Christian/Kimber/Kit/Quentin at dinner – Kit offers up 4-way/Kimber agrees)
* "Wait (The Whisper Song)" - Ying Yang Twins (4-way with Christian/Kimber/Kit/Quentin)

Andrew said...

I caught the last half of that episode. Nip/tuck has gotten just a tad too weird for my tastes. But it's still one of the most compelling dramas on TV.


drake leLane said...

I agree... I fear they've drifted too far away from following their patient's story like in the past. That's part of what won them a Golden Globe... not the sex (although, that's what seems to draws a lot of fans.)