Wednesday, September 20, 2006

He's the greatest dancer

How many times are we going to see Christian 's (Julian McMahon's) ass this season? Three episodes in and I'm pretty sure I can pick it out in a police lineup. Last night's episode featured a YouTube posting of one of Dr. Naughty's sexual encounters, and gave us the pause-rewind-play-by-play of Christian's very white dereare.

Playlist: Nip/Tuck - Ep. 403

Cue ass #2: the suddenly ubiquitous Mario Lopez, who's about to win (if he isn't disqualified) in the latest edition of Dancing with the Stars. (Programming note: Sister Sledge's "He's The Greatest Dancer" was played earlier in the show, perhaps in anticipation of Super Mario?) Christian runs into him at the gym and admires his younger, less-white posterior in the shower and some liposuction ensues - conveniently enough, Lopez's character is a plastic surgeon as well.

But the real fireworks come when Sean cheats on his very pregnant wife with a prospective nanny (Jennifer Hall from HBO's Unscripted) after they connect while listening to Oasis' "Wonderwall." Something about 'being young,' 'taking advantage of it while you got it' and, well... boots knockin'. She didn't get the nanny job, but she did get a nose job - more pro bono for bonin' a pro.

1. "He's The Greatest Dancer" – Sister Sledge – Sean/Christian show off their new cars - Sean gives Christian a beeper
2. "Le Freak" – Chic – Christian sees Matt at the gym - Matt won’t let him back in his life
3. "Wonderwall" – Oasis – Sean drives Monica back to her hotel - cheats on Julia
Tracklisting compiled by Avalon at

No pro bono for bonin' a pro (Episode 402)

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